Imagine you are Miley Cyrus – world-famous pop star and provocateur – and one of your perfect, imperceptible pores has betrayed you; it has become clogged with an unknown combination of oil and dirt resulting in a pimple.
What do you do?
Do you hide out and hope it passes?
Cover it with make-up?
Call your agent and demand a Proactiv contract?
No, of course not.
You are Miley fucking Cyrus! You gather up the loudest, tackiest fake flowers you can find and you tape that shit to a bandaid.
You then put that bandaid on your face.
Because you are Miley Cyrus and the best way to do anything is to draw as much attention to yourself as possible.
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