1.You know that living with your partner and a roommate isn't weird — it's financially responsible.
2.And you think of those savings every time your roommate gets pissy about common-room PDA.
3.LOL, JK. You would never make-out in front of your roommate because 1) that's rude and 2) you have a secret Google calendar that keeps track of when your roommate will be out of the apartment and you can make-out on the couch in peace.
4.Not that you don’t get freaky when your roommate is home; it’s just that you can only have so much shower sex.
5.You dream about hanging out in the living room in your underwear.
6.Honestly, though, it's not PDA or sex scheduling or having to wear clothes all of the time that causes the most tension in your apartment — it's TV time.
7.There are definitely times when you prefer your roommate's company to your partner's.
8.You definitely make an effort to be your roommate's favorite.
9.That said, you have 100% blamed your roommate for something you did — and you'll do it again.
10.Your relationship has probably benefited from trying not to fight or bicker in front of your roommate.
11.Someone — your landlord, probably — has mistakenly assumed that your roommate is actually your child.
12.You've learned the hard way that nobody likes to be compared to Ted Mosby.
13.You low-key dread the idea of living without your roommate.
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