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13 Reasons Lindsay Lohan Should Return To Music

The pop scene needs you, Linds.

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1. It's been almost ten years since Lindsay Lohan released her pop-rock opuses, Speak and Raw (A Little More Personal), and we're long overdue for a comeback.

2. Ideally she'd return to the music scene with a full-length album, but a soundtrack single in the vein of Freaky Friday's "Ultimate" would also be acceptable.

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But seeing as how she hasn't starred in a movie since 2013's disastrophe The Canyons, she's probably better off committing herself to the pop life.

3. While her drama-filled personal life is something of a liability as an actress, it could actually be an asset as a pop star.

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4. Her anti-tabloid anthem "Rumors" still bangs and "Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)" is more heartbreaking today than it was in 2005.

5. Seriously, has Lindsay ever been more affecting than she was in the "Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)" music video?

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6. The answer is no, she hasn't.

7. But Linds doesn't need to bare her soul to produce solid tunes and the generic-but-still-delightful "Over" is proof.

Could Ashlee Simpson have released it? Absolutely, but that's part of it's charm.

8. She tried to combine both approaches to interesting results in 2010.

9. Unsurprisingly, she's got serious stage presence.

10. Although, she sounds best in a stripped-down live setting.

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11. And she absolutely slays "Edge Of Seventeen" every time she sings it.

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12. Pop is all about spectacle and nobody brings it quite like Lindsay "Fuck U, Los Angeles Judicial System" Lohan.

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13. If former rival Hilary Duff can do it, surely LiLo can too.