I'm so confused by this article.. I have to push and hold the microphone button in order to record. Then, after I finish, I physically have to press "Send" in order for the message to go anywhere. I feel like we're talking about two totally separate things..?
Not really a family secret, but still horrifying: As kids, my uncle doused my mom in gasoline, lit her on fire, and shoved her down a hill. Her back is covered in scars. She got revenge by shoving his head through posts of a patio railing and stabbed him with a fork. Also, after my…Â
My dad is older than most dad's for ~kids~ my age.. So I grew up listening to the Golden Oldies. I think it gave me an appreciation for the music that defined the decades. I won't lie, I've stalled out after about 2010.. Just don't make music like they used too..
All I know is that if my Chubby-bunz had been touched by that many hands at one time, he would completely freeze.. And then I would have to let him hide in my arms until he calmed down.
I've been taking my pill at 9 pm, every day, for the last nine years. So basically, any person who has spent any portion of my life with me (even as mere acquaintances), knows exactly what happens when my alarm goes off at 9 pm.
My parents were making waffles for dinner, using a run of the mill maker where just pour the batter and close the lid. Well, my dad was making the waffles when he accidentally slammed the lid shut, and waffle batter splattered everywhere. He proceeded to become upset, yelling at my…Â
I think this article would have been better if it had compared the most popular costumes from each year versus just random snapshots with no relation to each other beyond "Halloween."
After a night out at the bar, my boyfriend decided to make himself a pizza while I went to bed. I awoke at 4 am to find two, very frightened dogs and a house full of smoke. I went out to find my boyfriend asleep on the couch and this pizza in the oven.
We learned two very important…Â
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