19. Side effects include headache, busted lip, and a gazillion dollar lawsuit.
18. How to Lose a Billion Dollars
17. Should have downloaded the dictionary app
16. Real footage
15. Hope he flew Southwest.
14. I don't think 'friendly' means what you think it means.
13. Some participation trophies are earned.
12. *caption this*
11. Valid Point
10. That's one way to do it. (This one kills me every time)
9. Must be really popular
8. The New Safety Card
7. Should have done the market research
6. Makes Sense to me
5. The quickest way to become the most hated person in an industry
4. Give 'em the chair!
3. I wonder what the rewards on this card might be.
2. Hurry while supplies last.
1. 1. Savage
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