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    7 Things Clustr Taught Me

    Unleash your inner socialite.

    1. I'm not so good at this nightlife stuff

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    I'm no promoter, but I love a good night out on the town as much as anybody! Not too long ago, I stumbled upon Clustr; an app that claims to be "The Social Compass" showing the active hotspots in your area and the type of crowd in a particular place. I used it for a weekend and here are the truths I encountered.

    2. I really don't know the city like I thought

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    What dafuq is Ugly-Kitchen and why are there so many dudes there on a Thursday?

    3. Just because you're FB friends doesn't mean they wanna hang with you

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    Okay, so you don't accept my reveal request but I mean we're cool on an acquaintanceship level right.... right?

    4. I'm indecisive AF

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    This bar has 7 people, but THIS bar has 26! Do I want to be exclusive tonight or totally immerse myself in ~the scene~?

    5. I have a better sense of direction when I'm drunk

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    No Clustr that's not the shortest way to get to TAO! Follow me bitches!

    6. I'm not too old to chill with the cool kids

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    I may be out of college, but at least 3/4 of the ppl on Clustr right now are like 24 soooo, I can still go out half naked and not embarrass myself.

    7. Sometimes I don't make the best decisions when drunk

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    "Okay girl I'll let you go home with him because at least if you get kidnapped, I can find you on Clustr."

    8. It's totally worth going outside your comfort zone

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    "Clustr hopping" throughout the city reminded me why I moved to NYC in the first place. There's so much to do, so many people to meet and no night out ever has to be the same.

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