The purple diagnosis screenThe gray kernel panicThe blue screen of death
The blue screen of death
A local area network connectionA modem handshakeA Broadband ISDN handshake
That's the sound of a dial-up modem handshake.
QuarkXPress was desktop publishing software.
Bulletin board systemBroadband serviceBig botnet system
BBS stands for bulletin board system, and they were big on the early internet.
A login IDAn internet aliasA computer model
A handle is an internet alias, or screen name.
Your avatar, session ID, and latency. (Essentially, it was an early internet greeting.)Your age, sex, and location.It's short for "admire, sex, and leave" — an early version of "marry, fuck, kill."
They wanted your age, sex, and location.
Only '90s Kids Will Be Able To Pass This Early Internet Quiz
You grew up on a whole different internet, where you never needed to worry about getting kicked off when your mom picked up the phone.
You've been on the internet for almost as long as the internet has been a thing. You've seen a lot!
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This post was translated from Japanese.