America’s Most Patriotic Drug Dealer

This brave man had his face painted for our nation’s birthday this year. And he happened to be caught selling a bunch of Xanax. (via Miami New Times).

Police allegedly discovered 13 of the pills in his front pocket. He was booked on felony possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned August 3.

He was arrested at 4:03 a.m. July 5, so his face was clearly painted for the patriotic occasion of the previous day.

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