1. This golf bag
2. Whoever opened this folder
3. Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies
4. CNN
5. Your friends
6. Regina
7. The bank
8. Parrots
9. These things
10. Fortune cookies
11. Suspicious quotation marks
12. Facebook profile pictures
13. Boldly placed asterisks
14. Chef Boyardee
15. Sharpie labels
16. Cash-Professors
17. Emergency condom
18. Whatever's behind this door
19. These muscles
20. Any monster who would do this
21. People
