21 Things You Should Never Trust

The world is a scary place; sometimes you need help figuring out who and what you can trust. Here's a handy guide to help you along the way.

Posted on June 05, 2012, 22:32 GMT

Keenan Roberts

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This golf bag

2. Whoever opened this folder

3. Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies

4. CNN

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5. Your friends

6. Regina

7. The bank

8. Parrots

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9. These things

10. Fortune cookies

11. Suspicious quotation marks

12. Facebook profile pictures

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13. Boldly placed asterisks

14. Chef Boyardee

15. Sharpie labels

16. Cash-Professors

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17. Emergency condom

18. Whatever's behind this door

19. These muscles

20. Any monster who would do this

21. People