21 Things You Should Never Trust

The world is a scary place; sometimes you need help figuring out who and what you can trust. Here's a handy guide to help you along the way.

Posted on June 05, 2012, 22:32 GMT

1. This golf bag

2. Whoever opened this folder

3. Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies

4. CNN

5. Your friends

6. Regina

7. The bank

8. Parrots

9. These things

10. Fortune cookies

11. Suspicious quotation marks

12. Facebook profile pictures

13. Boldly placed asterisks

14. Chef Boyardee

15. Sharpie labels

16. Cash-Professors

17. Emergency condom

18. Whatever's behind this door

19. These muscles

20. Any monster who would do this

21. People