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    21 Things You Should Never Trust

    The world is a scary place; sometimes you need help figuring out who and what you can trust. Here's a handy guide to help you along the way.

    1. This golf bag

    2. Whoever opened this folder

    3. Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies

    4. CNN

    5. Your friends

    6. Regina

    7. The bank

    8. Parrots

    9. These things

    10. Fortune cookies

    11. Suspicious quotation marks

    12. Facebook profile pictures

    13. Boldly placed asterisks

    14. Chef Boyardee

    15. Sharpie labels

    16. Cash-Professors

    17. Emergency condom

    18. Whatever's behind this door

    19. These muscles

    20. Any monster who would do this

    21. People