1. They’re rude.
2. They fart.
3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.
5. They want stupid things.
6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
7. They’re poop factories.
9. They use inappropriate canvasses.
10. They only have XBox.
11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.
13. They smell.
14. They’re bad for the soul.
16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.
17. They make you do crazy things.
19. They cry over everything.
20. They’re terrible gift givers.
21. They make you love this.
- Trump may have initially blamed Democrats for Friday's failed health care bill but it took only 2 days for him to start blaming Republicans, too.
- The Trump administration is silent hours after Russia arrested hundreds of people protesting corruption under Putin.
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- 'Orange Is The New Black' actor Samira Wiley and writer Lauren Morelli officially tied the knot in Palm Springs 🌴