1.
When you're together, time always seems to pass too quickly.
2.
There just aren't enough hours in the day when it comes to spending time with your man.
3.
He's considerate and courteous, and he knows the value of a small act of kindness.
4.
He remembers the little things you say and do, sometimes even after you forget them.
5.
When you've had a hard day, he knows just what you need to make it better.
6.
He always makes time for you, but he has his own friends, so you don't ever feel smothered.
7.
And he gets along with your friends.
8.
He always seems to know just what you need.
9.
And he's cheesy, but in the good way.
11.
Really warm, like that perfect warmth. When you bite into him it isn't too hot, but it's not, like, cold.
12.
He's soft. He's doughy.
13.
He's really, really delicious. Especially when you're drunk. JFC he is just the best when you're drunk.
14.
He's always there for you, no matter what.
15.
And also he's pizza. He's just a big, perfect slice of pizza and not a man at all.
