Which Doomed Sean Bean Character Are You?
You get buried alive. But hey, you were always doomed, because you're Sean Bean.
You get ripped apart while infected with bubonic plague. But you really should have seen it coming, since you're Sean Bean.
You get pushed off a cliff by a stampede of cows. You should really avoid cliffs, since you're Sean Bean and all.
You fall into a huge satellite dish and get crushed by a big antennae. You probably should have known better than to leave the house, since your name is Sean Bean.
You get shot with a bunch of arrows by a mean Uruk-Hai. You really shouldn't be going on long and dangerous journeys if you're Sean Bean.
You get impaled on a boat anchor, and then then blown up. What were you thinking getting on a boat, Sean Bean? You're Sean Bean, after all.
You get shot in the neck with a grappling hook and then strangled with a cable. You shouldn't be putting yourself around sharp things, Sean Bean. You should know better.
You get your head chopped off. Didn't anyone give you a (literal) heads up that you of all people should avoid dangerous situations, Sean Bean?