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    Jan 29, 2015

    13 Normal Things That Look Totally Different After A Breakup

    Take away the computer, take away the stalking machine.

    1. "Oh look, some delicious ice cream," says regular you.

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    "COME TO ME, MY FROZEN FRIEND. COME NUMB THE PAIN," heartbroken you cries into the vat of ice cream.

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    2. "Better boot up the ol' laptop to check my social media," says regular you.

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    "OH DEAR GOD, THE STALKING MACHINE, TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME," heartbroken you shrieks.

    3. "Did I just get a text?" regular you asks, and casually walks to the next room to retrieve your cell phone.

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    "URRRGHGHRHGHG!!" heartbroken you gurgles as you knock everything over to get to your phone, positive that it's your ex.

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    4. "Hello there, precious!" regular you says to your beloved pet.

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    "IT WAS LOVE, KITTY. IT WAS LOVE AND IT'S GONE," heartbroken you whispers into your pet's fur.

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    5. "Great, a pharmacy! I need to stop in and pick up a few things," says regular you.

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    "SOMEWHERE I COULD POSSIBLY BUMP INTO MY EX, RUUUUUNNNNN!!" heartbroken you screams.

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    6. "Ahh, a bar with a good happy hour, perfect!" says regular you.

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    "SOMEWHERE I COULD POSSIBLY BUMP INTO MY EX, RUUUUUNNNNN!!" heartbroken you screams.

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    7. "What a lovely planet we live on," says regular you.

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    "SOMEWHERE I COULD POSSIBLY BUMP INTO MY EX, RUUUUUNNNNN!!" heartbroken you screams.

    8. "A beautiful invitation to my dear friend's wedding," says regular you.

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    "OH YAY, AN INVITE TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL," heartbroken you hisses.

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    9. "Ooo, some comfy sweatpants for a lazy Sunday afternoon," says normal you.

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    "WE ARE ONE, SWEATPANTS," heartbroken you bawls after five days of wearing the same pair.

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    10. "My, what an attractive person, maybe I should say something," says regular you.

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    "ARE YOU ICE CREAM? NO? NOT INTERESTED," heartbroken you says and leaves to find ice cream.

    11. "Ugh, an overly emotional Facebook post, judging so hard," says regular you.

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    "I RELATE SO HARD," weeps heartbroken you.

    12. "Aww, a young couple holding hands, so sweet," says regular you.

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    "YOUR LOVE WILL WHITHER," heartbroken you mutters under your breath.

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    13. "It's a new day, and it'll be even better than yesterday!" says regular you.

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    "It's a new day, and it'll be a little easier than yesterday," says a slightly less heartbroken you.

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