Alabama is the worst state.
Alaska is a drag.
Arizona is in what region?
Arkansas is terrible.
California is a horrible place to live.
Colorado is for hustlers.
Connecticut is boring.
Delaware is in which state?
Florida is for nurses.
Georgia is on my mind.
Hawaii is associated with intraplate volcanism.
Idaho is a myth.
Illinois is broke.
Indiana is swimming.
Iowa is next to what state?
Kansas is known for what food?
Kentucky is a state.
Louisiana is sinking.
Maine is cold.
Maryland is for crabs.
Massachusetts is the best.
Michigan is awesome.
Minnesota is where?
Mississippi is burning.
Missouri is awesome.
Montana is for badasses.
Nebraska is boring.
Nevada is a border state.
New Hampshire is the freest state.
New Jersey is the best.
New Mexico is not a state.
New York is killing me.
North Carolina is my home.
North Dakota is a myth.
Ohio is for lovers.
Oklahoma is the place to be song.
Oregon is faster.
Pennsylvania is how far from New York?
Rhode Island is famous for you.
South Carolina is boring.
South Dakota is boring.
Tennessee is the worst state.
Texas is the reason.
Utah is weird.
Vermont is for lovers, too.
Virginia, is there a Santa Claus?
Washington is next.
West Virginia is born.
Wisconsin is in which state?
Wyoming is not real.
Disclaimer: These searches were performed in New York City.