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We Need To Talk About The "X-Files" Finale

How dare they.

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Hey, hi, hello. Did you watch the X-Files season finale last night? The finale we've been waiting years and years for?

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You did? Oh, good. Keep reading. If you didn't, stop reading, because spoilers, etc.

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By now, you know that it was most appropriately named "My Struggle II," and started with this OMINOUS FUCKING BEGINNING:

And by the end of the MERE HOUR-LONG FINALE that is the culmination of 10 SEASONS, Mulder was almost dead...

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...and needed stem cells from his son with Scully to survive. And who knows where that dude is (or if he's even human).

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Then a GODDAMN SPACESHIP SHOWED UP...

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...and maybe abducted Scully?!

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And just as the beam lit up her face and zoomed in on her perfect, skeptical pupils...

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...those bastards CUT TO THE CREDITS.

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So.

Like.

Why.

WHY.

So many questions.

Me, at the end of the #XFiles finale...

But no words.

Just FEELINGS.

FEEEEEEELINGSSSSSS.

Why does Chris Carter hate all of us?

Why doesn't he want us to have nice things?

CAN WE GET A SEASON 11?

NOW?

Gillian is making jokes but this is NOT OK.

Nothing is OK.

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