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    The Bald Guy On "Game Of Thrones" Has The World's Fullest Head Of Hair

    How dare he???

    We all know Varys on Game of Thrones: the eunuch, the Spider, genius schemer, survivor, Tyrion's BFF, and Perpetually Bald Man.

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    Varys has been, since the very beginning of his time on Game of Thrones, entirely bald. Super bald. The baldest.

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    Here's Conleth Hill, the actor who plays Varys, in 2015. He and Samwell Tarly are so cute. Conleth is so bald.

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    And here's Conleth at San Diego Comic-Con in 2015. That is definitely the man who plays Varys. He looks just like Varys. He's bald.

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    Now, please take a moment. If you're not sitting, sit. If you're not prepared, prepare. Because Conleth Hill showed up to Comic-Con this year looking like this:

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    THIS IS CONLETH HILL, AKA THE MAN WITH THE FULLEST HEAD OF HAIR ON PLANET EARTH.

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    And here he is in 2015 at the SAG Awards, daring to HAVE SO MUCH HAIR.

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    Shorter and brushed to the side but still SO MUCH HAIR.

    OK, maybe that wasn't enough to surprise you. Maybe you're a strong, grounded person. Cool, great, now here is Conleth Hill with even longer hair AND A MUSTACHE.

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    MUSTAAAAAACHE.

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    Look at this normal picture, just some normal dudes. No way is Varys in this picture.

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    OH WAIT, THERE'S VARYS.

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    What we can all take away from this is that absolutely nothing is real, on television or in life.

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    Good day.

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