The Bald Guy On "Game Of Thrones" Has The World's Fullest Head Of Hair
How dare he???
We all know Varys on Game of Thrones: the eunuch, the Spider, genius schemer, survivor, Tyrion's BFF, and Perpetually Bald Man.
Varys has been, since the very beginning of his time on Game of Thrones, entirely bald. Super bald. The baldest.
Here's Conleth Hill, the actor who plays Varys, in 2015. He and Samwell Tarly are so cute. Conleth is so bald.
And here's Conleth at San Diego Comic-Con in 2015. That is definitely the man who plays Varys. He looks just like Varys. He's bald.
THIS IS CONLETH HILL, AKA THE MAN WITH THE FULLEST HEAD OF HAIR ON PLANET EARTH.
And here he is in 2015 at the SAG Awards, daring to HAVE SO MUCH HAIR.
OK, maybe that wasn't enough to surprise you. Maybe you're a strong, grounded person. Cool, great, now here is Conleth Hill with even longer hair AND A MUSTACHE.
Look at this normal picture, just some normal dudes. No way is Varys in this picture.
OH WAIT, THERE'S VARYS.
What we can all take away from this is that absolutely nothing is real, on television or in life.
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