It's that time of year again.
And I think we all know what time that is.
It's time to find a fresh dead man's toe. It's time for that virgin to light that black flame candle. It's HOCUS POCUS TIME!!!
And it's time for us all to remember the young man who caused our collective sexual awakening. It was def not Max Dennison.
It was def not Ice.*
It was DEF FOR SURE NOT the creepy bus driver.
OK, the cop was kinda hot, but it wasn't him.
And yeah, the dad was weirdly hot when he was dressed up as a vampire...
But these men pale in comparison to the one, the only, THACKERY BINX.
From the moment we saw him in that billowy white shirt, what chance did we stand?
No chance, that's the answer.
He's even hot when he's a see-through ghost.
And then he got turned into a cat, but he still had that hot voice. And it was weird, but we won't talk about that.
So what does Thackery look like today these days?
This is Sean Murray, the actor who played Thackery, all grown up.
It seems as though he's no longer an immortal cat, doomed to walk the earth alone with his guilt.
And now he can travel places!
And take quizzical selfies.
getting serious now...
And less quizzical, more smiley selfies!
check out Em's giant hand!
Love you forever, Thackery. 🔮
