1. It’s twice as expensive for you to go out drinking.
2. Your friends always get way drunker than you way faster.
3. And you secretly envy their low tolerance.
4. You have to carefully plan out how you’re going to drink enough to be on the same level as your friends.
5. In your mind, happy hour = sprint hour.
6. But your friends still end up getting drunk way before you.
7. Including your guy friends.
8. Who are all secretly embarrassed you can outdrink them.
Still sorry, guys.