1. In the new movie Bastille Day, Idris Elba plays a former CIA agent named Sean Briar and he looks foineee.
2. He teams up with an American pickpocket, Michael Mason (Richard Madden), when Mason finds himself in the middle of a police conspiracy.
3. Blah, blah, blah, LET’S TALK ABOUT IDRIS.
4. Look at Idris brooding with the Eiffel Tower in the distance.
“You’re hot.” —The Eiffel Tower, probably.
5. Look at his slow but determined head turn.
6. Look at his hot “I’m skeptical of you” face.
7. “Gimme dat.” —Idris Elba in the trailer for Bastille Day, but also me every day about Idris Elba.
8. Bastille Day, AKA Idris Elba Is Really Hot*, opens July 13.
*what the title should have been.