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    Squidward's Tentacle-Legs In The "SpongeBob" Musical Have Shaken Me To My Core

    TENTACLEGS.

    In case you didn't know, everyone's favorite sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea has his very own Broadway musical, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical, and it got a lot of nominations at the Tony Awards this year.

    One of those nominations is for Gavin Lee (who plays Squidward) as Best Featured Actor in a Musical. This is Gavin Lee, who is a normal two-legged human and not a tentacled sea creature:

    And tonight at the Tony Awards, Lee performed Squidward's big number, "I'm Not a Loser." It started off pretty normal:

    But then:

    WHAT THE FUUUCK TENTACLEGS:

    TAPDANCING TENTACLEGS:

    Hooo dear gahd they got twisted:

    I want to look away, and yet I also want to LOOK FOREVER:

    There you have it, good thing that SpongeBob is also up for Best Costume Design of a Musical. Happy dreams/nightmares.