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I Am Pretty Chill, But This Disney/Pixar Movie Bracket Is Testing Me

Cars 3 is not a better movie than Coco. Put it on my gravestone.

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So today, we must acknowledge, debate, and then get super mad about this hellscape of a Disney/Pixar March Madness bracket that is going viral on Twitter:

Now, let's unpack all of this, starting with the Disney side.

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We also have to acknowledge the absence of a lot of Disney movies: Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, The Jungle Book, Bambi, Sleeping Beauty, Lady and the Tramp, Peter Pan, and The Sword in the Stone, to name a few. The movies Finding Dory, Monsters University, and Cars 2 are also missing from the Pixar side.


Lion King over Tarzan? Fine. Lilo & Stitch over The Princess and the Frog? Correct. Tangled over Big Hero 6? Ehh, this is tough, but OK. Moana over Frozen? Good. But Hercules over Aladdin? Full stop, folks. Absolutely not. No.

Bad, but OK. The Little Mermaid beating Pocahontas is fine, and so is Mulan beating Zootopia. But if you think The Nightmare Before Christmas is a better film than Beauty and the Beast, then DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU, BUD: It isn't.

Now, in the next round, The Lion King beats Lilo & Stitch, which is fine. Mulan beats The Nightmare Before Christmas, thank all that is righteous and good, but then TANGLED beats MOANA. And, worse still, HERCULES overtakes THE LITTLE MERMAID. How very dare???


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