15 Signs It's Happened, You're Old Now
Hello from the other side.
You've grown to appreciate the refined art of dad humor.
You've come to terms with the fact that not everyone is going to like you, and that's perfectly fine.
You've learned to surround yourself with the people who value the same things in life as you.
You've had a horrifying realization that you can no longer eat an entire pizza without suffering consequences.
Your wardrobe these days is more about comfort than anything else.
When someone tells you they were born in or after the year 2000, you do not understand.
Your ideas of romance have reached full maturity.
The fucks you have to give are vastly fewer than they were in your youth.
You have no idea who all these youngster celebrities are, and meh, whatever.
There's just too much youthful jargon these days, and you've lost all desire to keep up.
Going out to bars now feels like time-warping back to high school...
...so you drink your one glass of wine and head home to go to bed.
But whatever, you know how to have fun.
And that's the best thing about getting old: You know who you are and what you want, and nothing else really matters.
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