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24 Reasons Going To The Beach Is Actually The Worst

The ocean hates your love.

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7. The one thing we do know about the ocean for sure: It hates people.

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8. It literally does nothing but kick us out.

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12. The beach is packed with people. And people cannot be trusted.

When I was a kid I would dig a hole in the sand, pee in it, and bury the hole back up. #beachfail

Sara-Shojobeat@ShojoAIE

When I was a kid I would dig a hole in the sand, pee in it, and bury the hole back up. #beachfail

4:34 PM - 19 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. The sun lives at the beach, and the sun is horrible.

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It burns you. It literally destroys your skin.

14. Spending one hour on a sunny beach can lead to one week of applying aloe and sleeping sitting up.

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And, later, awkward tan lines.

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21. It's impossible to take a flattering picture at the beach.

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THE WIND, THE SAND.

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