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17 Questions Country Music Fans Are Sick Of Hearing

Yes, she thinks my tractor's sexy.

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1. "Don't all those songs sound the same to you?"

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Yeah, totally.

2. "And aren't they always about the same stuff? Trucks and dogs and fishing?"

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Uh huh, just those three things.

3. "So you're a total redneck, right?"

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What, in your mind, is a "redneck"?

4. "Aren't all those songs super depressing?"

5. "Do you own, like, a ton of camo?"

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Yeah, camo is a pre-requisite for listening to country music.

6. "You drive a pickup truck, right?"

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EXCLUSIVELY.

7. "Did you ever think Taylor Swift was country?"

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Only every time she won an ACM Award.

8. "Did you grow up on a farm or something?"

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Of course.

9. "What part of the South are you from?"

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Wow how did you instinctively know I must be from the South?

10. "Do you drink beer all the time?"

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All day every day.

11. "So you must be a Republican then?"

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Yes, music and politics are interchangeable.

12. "You don't actually think country singers are REAL musicians, right?"

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No, they're all that fake kind of musician.

13. "So you're, like, hardcore Christian?"

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Someone take the wheel ASAP, Jesus or otherwise.

14. "You must have some crazy exes, no?"

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Because of my music choices, yeah.

15. "Will you show me your Daisy Dukes?"

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Haha. GTFO.

16. "Is country music still even a thing?"

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Nope, totally obliterated.

17. "Hey, does she actually think your tractor's sexy?"

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Yes. Yes, she does.

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