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    17 Questions Country Music Fans Are Sick Of Hearing

    Yes, she thinks my tractor's sexy.

    1. "Don't all those songs sound the same to you?"

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    Yeah, totally.

    2. "And aren't they always about the same stuff? Trucks and dogs and fishing?"

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    Uh huh, just those three things.

    3. "So you're a total redneck, right?"

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    What, in your mind, is a "redneck"?

    4. "Aren't all those songs super depressing?"

    5. "Do you own, like, a ton of camo?"

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    Yeah, camo is a pre-requisite for listening to country music.

    6. "You drive a pickup truck, right?"

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    EXCLUSIVELY.

    7. "Did you ever think Taylor Swift was country?"

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    Only every time she won an ACM Award.

    8. "Did you grow up on a farm or something?"

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    Of course.

    9. "What part of the South are you from?"

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    Wow how did you instinctively know I must be from the South?

    10. "Do you drink beer all the time?"

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    All day every day.

    11. "So you must be a Republican then?"

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    Yes, music and politics are interchangeable.

    12. "You don't actually think country singers are REAL musicians, right?"

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    No, they're all that fake kind of musician.

    13. "So you're, like, hardcore Christian?"

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    Someone take the wheel ASAP, Jesus or otherwise.

    14. "You must have some crazy exes, no?"

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    Because of my music choices, yeah.

    15. "Will you show me your Daisy Dukes?"

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    Haha. GTFO.

    16. "Is country music still even a thing?"

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    Nope, totally obliterated.

    17. "Hey, does she actually think your tractor's sexy?"

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    Yes. Yes, she does.