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21 Pets Who Are Plotting Their Escape

The day draws nigh, human. Nigh.

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1. "I station myself by the door, human. Escape is inevitable."

2. "I MUST FLEE THIS BLACK MAGIC."

3. "I never asked to fly, human. I was not meant to fly."

4. "I will slowly retreat into my own neck, and then, altogether."

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5. "THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH, FOOLS."

6. "The game grows stale, human. Stale."

7. "These latches will not hold me forever, human."

8. "FREEDOOOOOOOM!!!"

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9. "I long to travel."

10. "The revolution is imminent, human. Imminent."

11. "I will pretend to be a gargoyle, and then I SHALL FLEE."

12. "Surely they will release me after this act of insubordination."

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13. "I will feign drunkenness, and whilst they slumber, I shall escape."

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14. "MY MASTERFUL DISGUISE SHALL FOOL THEM ALL."

15. "We will fake enmity to ensure our escape, my comrade."

16. "Climb on my back, tiny human, and together we will travel west."

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17. "Freedom is but one awkward slide away."

18. "Giggle all you want, human, my escape plot will not be foiled this time."

19. "BROTHER, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?"

20. "Little do you know, human, but this banana is the key to my escape."

21. "HUMAN. HELP ME ESCAPE."