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23 Facts All Midwestern Women Know To Be True

It isn't a coincidence that it rhymes with "best."

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1. You were taught at a young age that Cornhole is not a game, it's an art.

2. You were taught at an even younger age to live and die by your family's favorite sports team.

3. So now, every game day, you're camped out at your local bar, screaming at the top of your lungs.

4. Growing up, chances are you were one tough kid.

5. And whatever the boys were doing, you were right there with them.

7. But all that toughness turned you into one damn capable adult.

12. Good manners are not optional.

13. You firmly believe that no person should be paying $15 for a cocktail.

15. And no wedding is complete without The Macarena.

16. When it comes to the glorious gift that is fair food, no one's palate is more refined.

18. Your standard for acceptable snack food is high, and you suffer no lesser imitations.

19. You know that a good bonfire can make or break a party.

20. It's called "pop," damnit.

21. You know that people who hate on lakes just haven't been properly introduced to your part of the country.

22. No matter where life takes you, you never forget where you come from.


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