TV and MoviesยทPosted on Dec 14, 201723 Christmas Tweets That Are Just Fuckin' GoodMerry Tweetmas.by Keely FlahertyBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Probability The Rapper @random_weighs Just so weโre clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair. 12:41 AM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kit @KitCallenDeluxe 06:18 PM - 04 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jessie @LilScumbag he's making a list and checking it twice and i'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab 08:54 PM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Boog @BoogTweets *Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied 11:34 PM - 08 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sarah McCammon NPR @sarahmccammon My 6yo Santa skeptic was told to write a letter to Santa at school. So he did... 11:47 PM - 03 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. DVS @DVSblast WARNING TO THOSE ATTEMPTING TO KILL SANTA IN ORDER TO BECOME HIM: use your fists/a rear naked choke. if u shoot him, the GUN becomes santa 01:51 AM - 07 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ookay ! @Ookay ITS DECEMBER, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 12:01 AM - 02 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. adorable monster @tristanreveur I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night. The moon was full and they were standing nakedโฆ https://t.co/d8dTMA8ZQ4 09:30 AM - 07 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Darren Wershler @alienated They used to laugh and call him names. USED to. 01:51 AM - 16 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Joe Rumrill @2tonbug Here comes Dracula Here comes Dracula Right down...SANTA CLAUS LANE??!! 04:16 PM - 07 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Anna Drezen @annadrezen Huge time of year for you, friend 06:16 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett Childhood: I WANT IT TO BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. Adulthood: It's December 8th. The Christmas music is relentless. I will confess to anything. 12:52 AM - 09 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Anesa @AnesaLopez If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 7 grams in weed 06:23 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Red Durkin @RedIsDead A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing. 06:20 PM - 12 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Con ๐ @400papi Santa: โRudolph with your nose so bright, wonโt you guide my sleigh tonight?โ Rudolph after being treated like shitโฆ https://t.co/tkhCImz15j 02:56 PM - 09 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Cat Reynolds @catreynoldsnyc MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DON'T THEREFORE SANTA'S SLEIGH IS ACTUALLY PULLED BY A TEAMโฆ https://t.co/7rk0uk0s2Z 06:27 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jessica โโโ @tinkjobej michael bublรฉ is defrosting as we speak 01:49 PM - 01 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Inceltic Frost @jephjacques Up on the rooftop, click click click / Click click click click click click click click click click click click cliโฆ https://t.co/H1XmdtrGYs 04:06 PM - 08 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jordan Hughes @JayHillary Couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both 10:17 PM - 08 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. emily mcbride @emveemcbee Decorating our Christmas tree and daughter said, "I bet the only thing The Grinch puts on his tree is the skin of his victims." 02:24 AM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ๐Mattzillaโข๐ @mattZillaaaa Give the gift that keeps on giving. Stay inside. 05:03 PM - 01 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. tom jamieson @jamiesont Used to piss me off seeing Xmas stuff in shops in Sept, now just admire their blind optimism that we'll still be around in three months time 07:56 AM - 24 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ari @ foxy santa @ohmywingels you better watch out ๐ you better watch out ๐ you better watch out ๐ you better watch out ๐ you bETTER WATCH OUT ๐ โฆ https://t.co/zqVyytjeGo 03:07 PM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite