1. Kate Winslet stopped by Kimmel last night, and she blessed us with many gifts.
2. She spoke at length about Susan Sarandon’s boobs, which she touched (without permission).
3. She also chatted about her BFF and Titanic co-star, Leonardo DiCaprio, and how people are still so excited to see them together after so many years.
4. Which they are totally fine with.
5. But most important, she confirmed what we long have suspected to be true: JACK COULD HAVE FIT ON THE “BIT OF DOOR” WITH ROSE.
6. Now we know.
7. And we will never forget.
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.