Johnny Depp Looks Completely Different In The New "Black Mass" Trailer

Ummm, sir. You are not Johnny Depp.

The new trailer for Black Mass — starring Johnny Depp as James “Whitey” Bulger — doesn't disappoint.

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In the 1970s, Bulger — an Irish mobster — teamed up with the FBI to help eliminate their common enemy: the Italian mob.

We get to see Benedict Cumberbacth, all coiffed up and lovely, as Whitey's politician brother.

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And Peter Sarsgaard gives peak crazy eyes as Brian Halloran, Whitey's muscle.

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Dakota Johnson rocks bangs as Lindsey Cyr, Whitey's love interest.

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And Kevin Bacon is, as always, an ageless Time Lord as FBI Special Agent Charles McGuire.

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But the biggest and most jarring thing about the trailer is this:

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THIS IS JOHNNY DEPP.

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Ummm, excuse me, Mr. Depp. This is you.

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This? This is not you.

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Please stop.

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Stooooop.

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STOP IT.

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Come back to us, Johnny. Come back to us.

Black Mass opens in theaters on September 18th. Prepare yourself emotionally and watch the whole trailer below.

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