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    Johnny Depp Looks Completely Different In The New "Black Mass" Trailer

    Ummm, sir. You are not Johnny Depp.

    The new trailer for Black Mass — starring Johnny Depp as James “Whitey” Bulger — doesn't disappoint.

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    In the 1970s, Bulger — an Irish mobster — teamed up with the FBI to help eliminate their common enemy: the Italian mob.

    We get to see Benedict Cumberbacth, all coiffed up and lovely, as Whitey's politician brother.

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    And Peter Sarsgaard gives peak crazy eyes as Brian Halloran, Whitey's muscle.

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    Dakota Johnson rocks bangs as Lindsey Cyr, Whitey's love interest.

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    And Kevin Bacon is, as always, an ageless Time Lord as FBI Special Agent Charles McGuire.

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    But the biggest and most jarring thing about the trailer is this:

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    THIS IS JOHNNY DEPP.

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    Ummm, excuse me, Mr. Depp. This is you.

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    This? This is not you.

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    Please stop.

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    Stooooop.

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    STOP IT.

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    Come back to us, Johnny. Come back to us.

    Black Mass opens in theaters on September 18th. Prepare yourself emotionally and watch the whole trailer below.

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