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My Mom Watched "Game Of Thrones" And Was Not Very Impressed

"That's Liz Lemon's boyfriend."

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1. "Is that Tobey Maguire?"

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2. "I can see now that clearly isn’t Tobey Maguire."

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3. "He really looks like Matt Damon — I don’t know who he is."

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4. "But he really looks like Matt Damon to me."

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5. "I don’t like this."

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6. "I do like the theme song. It's very epic."

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7. "Is this based on a book?"

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8. "Oh, I need a new embroidery hoop like that!"

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9. "See how it stretches the fabric? I need to get one so that I can finish my picture."

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10. "Is that Russell Crowe?"

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11. "He traveled all that way just to get his head cut off. It's too bad."

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12. "It’s too gory. It’s very gory."

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13. "This is just awful."

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14. "Is that Jon Snow?"

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15. "He’s very handsome."

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16. "Why are they so mean to Jon Snow?"

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17. "Doesn’t he get his penis cut off? Your brother said someone gets their penis cut off. I think it was him."

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18. "That’s the best friend from Wimbledon."

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19. "He’s very good-looking."

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20. "Is that the girl who… what’s her name? The Princess Bride?"

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21. "Oh no. Don’t cut that nice hair."

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22. "Is Climbing Boy going to die?"

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23. "I don’t like this so far."

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24. "He doesn’t look good to me."

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25. "He looks like a little evil boy with bad hair."

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26. "Is that the door guy?"

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27. "Close the Door Guy?"

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28. "Is he from Harry Potter?"

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29. "Everybody in this show looks alike."

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30. "She’s kind of mean."

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31. "That’s Liz Lemon’s boyfriend."

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32. "That’s Dragon Woman. She has good lips."

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33. "Well, they have a strange relationship."

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34. "Is there full-frontal nudity in this?"

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35. "Of course there isn’t any male nudity."

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36. "We don’t have Jon Snow walking around nude."

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37. "That would be very good."

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38. "She needs a sweater."

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39. "He’s hot! He’s the hottest one."

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40. "He looks like Pierce Brosnan."

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41. "I thought he was so good in 30 Rock."

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42. "That can't be Mean Queen's real hair."

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43. "I’m having a very hard time understanding what he says."

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44. "She’s so cute."

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45. "But he’s awful."

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46. "Funky eyebrows."

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47. "There’s too much gratuitous butt sex. Or doggy style, whatever."

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48. "He’s definitely in love with Dragon Woman."

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49. "Is this a wedding? There should not be butt sex at a wedding."

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50. "Can Funky Eyebrows talk? Do they explain that?"

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51. "This is a really long 45 minutes."

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52. "Is Climbing Kid about to die?"

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53. "Oh no, is that the sound of more butt sex?"

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54. "Oh no! That's his sister, right?"

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55. "Wow."

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56. "It was OK. It’s not really my cup of tea."

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57. "There are six seasons? No, never."

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