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21 Embarrassing Secrets Every Disney Fan Has

Don't hand me that baby unless you're ready to start singing "Circle of Life."

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1. You often forget that you can't effortlessly befriend wildlife.

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Come here, kindly raccoon! Let us talk at length!

2. Whenever you hold a baby, you have to curb your desire to present it to the adoring masses of Pride Rock.

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And then smear your thumb across their forehead and whisper, "Simbaaaaa."

3. You've tried to have a conversation with your houseware.

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If it's not Baroque, don't fix it, right? RIGHT, CEILING FAN?

4. You're wary of fruit.

Sure, there are health benefits, BUT AT WHAT COST?
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Sure, there are health benefits, BUT AT WHAT COST?

5. You still secretly hold out hope that when life is bringing you down, a fairy godmother will show up to dry your tears.

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And gift you a fabulous new wardrobe.

6. You were shocked when you learned that crabs don't actually have human teeth.

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Under the sea OF LIES.

7. Every time you get a small cut, you silently panic you've been cursed and are about to fall into a death-like sleep.

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This paper cut WILL BE MY UNDOING.

8. You have trouble accepting that a loving willow tree will not magically make communicating with your crush extremely simple.

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♫ Listen with your heart, not your debilitating awkwardness♫

9. You forget that building a snowman is actually pretty labor-intensive.

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Does anyone just have two pieces of coal lying around?

10. You immediately judge curtains based on how good they'd look as a dress.

Whether you have any sewing skills or not.
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Whether you have any sewing skills or not.

11. You really feel that if you could just get in on the right montage, your life would be on track.

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♫ Let's get down to business, am I doing my taxes right? ♫

12. You've jumped off your fair share of tables, eyes closed tight, thinking wonderful thoughts.

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But, alas, pixie dust is tragically hard to come by.

13. Try as you might to be impervious to cold, you still need a coat sometimes.

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♫ LET THE STORM RAGE OOOOON but also can we go inside it's kinda chilly ♫

14. You have, more than once, legitimately considered kissing a frog.

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KISS ME, PRINCE NAVEEN.

15. You've ordered spaghetti and meatballs on a first date, just to see what they'd do with that final meatball.

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Bonus points if they nudge it across their plate with their nose.

16. You get really excited about toga parties, but for different reasons than most people.

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Hey, are there four other ladies here who can sing back-up?

17. You will forever long for a loyal animal sidekick.

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Seriously. Forever.

18. You've legitimately wondered if cutlery could be used in your beauty regimen.

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And you have, when no one else has home, stood in the kitchen and tried it.

19. You've considered growing your hair out for all the wrong reasons.

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Flower gleam and glow...

20. Every time you see an item that even somewhat resembles a magic lamp, you have to rub its side while no one's watching.

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...Genie?

21. You spend more time dreaming about fictional lands than you do thinking about reality.

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Wonder what the weather's like in Arendelle today...

But that's just fine, because being a Disney fan also means you can see the magic in everything.

Even when life is being a real Beast.

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