Definitive Proof That Robin Thicke Is Actually A Ken Doll

That man is not your maker — MATTEL IS YOUR MAKER. Redditor goldenpath223 has uncovered the truth.

This is how Ken holds his arms:

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Out, slightly awkward, as if he is about to do some half-committed ballet.

This is how Robin Thicke holds his arms:

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Out, slightly awkward, as if he is about to ask you what rhymes with "hug me."

See the difference?

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No? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME.

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In every single picture.

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Every.

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Single.

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Picture.

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Maybe it's just the left arm.

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Nope, there's the right one, too.

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BOTH, DEFINITELY BOTH.

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There's only one conclusion that can be drawn:

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Robin Thicke is a goddamn Ken Doll.

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