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Carrie-Anne Moss Isn't Aging And It Must Be Magic

It's the only explanation.

Carrie-Anne Moss, star of The Matrix movies, has always been a smokin' hot smokeshow. Please observe the smokeshow in the year 1999:

Beautiful, stunning, and in 2000? Yes, beautiful and stunning.

And then in 2002, wearing a witchy choker and...not looking like she's aged at all in three years. OK, no big deal, right?

One year later, 2003, Carrie-Anne looks soft and lovely and still not aging much but it's only been a year, so. No biggie.

WRONG. In 2007, four whole years later, STILL NO SIGN OF AGING. Aging isn't bad, aging is normal, aging is beautiful, but we need to acknowledge that there's no aging going on with Carrie-Anne as of 2007.

FIVE. YEARS. LATER.

HOW. How in the year 2012 can she still not have aged AT ALL?

And then two goddamn DAYS ago, Carrie-Anne Moss showed up to New York Comic-Con to promote Jessica Jones looking younger than she did at birth.

How.

TEACH US, FLAWLESS SORCERESS.

TEACH US.