1. On true love:
2. On Bucky's motorcycle stunt:
3. No, but seriously:
Bucky Barnes stealing a motorbike A sexual experience
4. SERIOUSLY:
5. On the movie's true title:
6. On why Bucky was actually buying those plums:
7. OMG Bucky:
8. BUCKYYYYY:
9. On Falcon and Bucky's frenemyship:
10. So much passive aggression:
11. But they do have a complicated history:
That's why Sam wouldn't move his seat because it was revenge for Bucky wrecking his car in The Winter Soldier
12. On King "Fetch Me the Fainting Couch" T'Challa:
13. On the true nature of Bucky and Cap's friendship:
14. Actually, this might be closer to the truth:
15. On the best new character in the series:
16. On Bucky's tendency to make dangerous enemies:
17. On Steve Rogers during that helicopter scene:
18. On Steve Rogers in general:
19. Dammit, Steve:
20. On Dad:
21. On the importance of proper superhero attire:
22. On the glory of our new Spider-Man:
23. And on remembering the Spider-Men of old:
*stands up during Civil War* Kids when I was your age Spiderman looked like THIS
24. On that final scene:
25. On that post-credits scene:
26. And on the condition of our post-Civil War minds/bodies/hearts in general:
