The VMAs white carpet was a sight to behold. Beyoncé and her crew showed up and shut it down.
Nicki Minaj struck a single pose and killed everyone dead.
But they pale, PAAAALE, in comparison to Baddie Winkle, the internet's favorite grandma.
If you don't know who she is, get on it. She's an 88-year-old BADASS.
She showed up in a bodysuit with a BEDAZZLED CANE. Her cane is BEDAZZLED. Her whole outfit is BEDAZZLED.
She wore higher heels at the age of 88 than most of us ever have in our entire LIVES.
She posed on the carpet, she lived her best life...
...and then she sauntered off, undoubtedly to steal your man.
