21 Awesome Things That Happen When You Move In With Your Boyfriend

    Can you smell my breath and rate its horribleness on a scale of 1-10?

    1. Grocery shopping becomes twice as easy and half as expensive.

    2. You no longer have to plan ahead who's going to stay over at the other's place every night.

    3. And worry whether or not you remembered to leave clean clothes there last time.

    4. Then, when you inevitably didn't, have to go to the local convenience store to buy a pack of clean underwear.

    5. You become far less likely to have to call your super when you forget your keys.

    6. Your utilities bill is suddenly HALF OF WHAT IT USED TO BE.

    7. Your parents become marginally less worried about your well-being/if you will die alone.

    8. Someone's there to tell you if you have toothpaste on your face before you leave in the morning.

    9. You're now twice as likely to successfully catch and kill any bugs in your living space.

    10. Your sock supply doubles.

    11. And there will come a day when you'll look down and realize you're only wearing one sock that's actually yours.

    12. Any and all bathroom fears you've had in the past disappear surprisingly quickly.

    Necessity is the mother of letting it rip.

    13. Your boyfriend's baggy clothes are now readily available to you at all lounging times.

    14. You stop feeling pressured to keep up a religious shaving routine, because come on, the jig is up.

    15. And when you do shave, you have this new, awesome men's razor you can secretly use.

    16. Uncomfortable, sexy underwear become relics of the past.

    17. Having someone around who accepts you sans pants, and still wants to make out with you, is a huge ego boost.

    18. It becomes comforting to have someone you can talk to about the gross details of your life, because they're already intimately acquainted with your hygiene habits.

    19. You friends will talk about what a big step moving in together is, but it doesn't feel like it to the two of you.

    20. And some of your friends just won't understand, which will only help you realize how lucky you are.

    21. Because getting to hang out with your best friend all the time just makes sense.