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1. A tube of Maybelline mascara that'll give your lashes length and volume without clumping them together. It has a thin curved brush that'll get into all your lashes so you can coat them all with one pass.
2. A packet of white hot chocolate mix that'll magically turn pink when you add hot water or milk. It has a rich, creamy texture and tastes as sweet as a birthday cake.
3. A hair protein treatment that's packed with collagen and ceramide and will help soften, tame, and moisturize your locks in just five minutes. Reviewers with dyed hair say it helped repair the damage left behind from bleaching.
4. A bottle of linen spray that'll get rid of wrinkles with a quick spritz or two. It'll also banish odour and static so you won't have to use multiple products to get the same result.
5. A pack of Rael acne patches that'll treat even the largest pimples overnight so you'll wake up with clearer skin. They're lined with hydrocolloid to help draw out oil and bacteria without irritating your skin.
6. A calligraphy book that'll help you improve your writing and learn the art form of fancy lettering. It's a beginner's guide and has 15 in-book writing projects so you can get all the practice you need.
7. A tube of exfoliating balm from Revlon that's packed with sugar crystals to smooth and polish your pout. It's also super moisturizing and can serve as a prep step before you layer on your lipstick or gloss.
8. A bottle of soil enhancer that you can mix it in with your water every other week to give your plant babies a much-needed dose of nutrients. Reviewers say it helped with the growth and overall health of their plants and that it even helped save their dying plants.
9. A weekly planner that'll help you finally create a budget for yourself and actually stick to it. There's a worksheet to plan your expenses for the month, along with a weekly expense tracker where you can record your purchases.
10. A pair of repairing hand masks that'll help rebalance your skin's moisture levels in ten minutes. They're great for anyone who has very dry, but also very sensitive skin. The main ingredients are shea butter and oat, and it's unscented so it won't irritate your skin.
11. An anti-fog cloth that'll keep your specs from clouding up while you're wearing a face mask. And you can use it on any glass surface (like your devices or mirrors) to remove dust and fingerprints, making it a handy product to keep with you all the time.
12. A mattifying facial roller that'll render your blotting sheets obsolete. The volcanic stone will help absorb excess oils on your skin, leaving you with a flawless matte finish. Plus, the rolling action will give your face a mini massage, which is always a bonus.
13. A pair of shoes deodorizers that'll actually remove the stench from your footwear. They're packed with activated charcoal that'll help prevent the buildup of moisture, mould, and bacteria so your tootsies will be healthier and happier, too.
14. A pack of all-natural cleaning wipes that'll get rid of the annoying salt stains on your favourite boots. They won't damage your shoes and work on suede, rubber, fabric, and nubuck materials. You can even use them to clean up other leather accessories (like your bags and jackets).
15. A pack of Affresh cleaning tablets because washing machines need a bath every now and then, too. It'll slowly dissolve into a thick foaming detergent that'll remove any residue that's built up inside.
16. A jelly eye mask that'll treat you to a mini facial after a long day. It's infused with seaweed extract and hyaluronic acid to soothe and hydrate your skin in 15 minutes. When you’re done, you won’t have to rinse it off with water — just massage the serum into your skin and go.
17. A cleaning pen that'll make all your jewellery shimmer and shine like it used to. The brush has soft, long bristles that can clean every inch of your jewels without scratching them, and the cleanser is safe to use on diamonds, precious gemstones, gold, and platinum jewellery.
18. A strawberry-scented lip balm by Softlips that'll react to the pH level of your skin and tint your kisser a unique shade of pink. It's packed with argan oil and beeswax, making it super hydrating.
19. An all-purpose cleaner that'll make any surface stain a thing of the past. You can use it both indoors and outdoors to remove everything from baked-on food and grease to rust and hard water stains. It's a powder so all you have to do is sprinkle some on a wet surface and scrub away the grime.
20. A bottle of Sally Hansen cuticle remover that'll make your nails (and the skin around them) smoother, softer, and more hydrated. It's a gel-based formula that washes away with warm water so you won't need to use tools like a cuticle clipper.
21. A firm wedge pillow that'll be a game changer for anyone who is a side sleeper, pregnant, or has hip or back pain. It'll keep your hips, legs, and spine in perfect alignment all night long so you'll wake up actually feeling rested.
22. A pedicure sponge that'll gently buff away the dead skin on your tootsies. It's loaded with olive oil, shea butter, and tea tree oil to return some much-needed moisture to your feet.
23. An electric lint remover that'll gently remove stray fibres from your favourite sweaters and blankets so they'll look as good as new. It’s USB-rechargeable, so you can use it anywhere in your home.
24. A rubber stopper that'll catch stray hairs before they slide down the pipes. It’ll save you from a clogged drain and the disgusting chore of having to remove hair from it.
25. A gel toilet stamp that'll stick to the inside of your toilet and give it a good clean every time you flush. No one likes cleaning the toilet and now you basically won't have to. It’ll last for up to 12 days — and it’s scented so it’ll keep your bathroom smelling fresh.
26. A tube of shaving cream that'll apply like a rich lotion and keep your skin feeling soft and hydrated after every shave. You can use it on wet or dry skin and some reviewers like it more than a foam-based cream because they don't need a lot of product to get a close shave.
27. A pack of Clorox cleaning wipes that'll disinfect any surface in seconds. The wipes are gentle enough that you can use them on your devices and they come in a travel-sized package so you can easily fit them it in your bag for emergencies.
28. And finally, an ice roller that'll work quickly to reduce puffiness, promote blood circulation, and alleviate migraines.
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