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The Only Unresolved Question In Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets That Matters

HOW COULD SOMEONE HAVE MESSED UP THIS BADLY?

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This hunkalicious is Tom Riddle.

The real, better Tom Riddle who's more attractive and less confusing than that moon faced spider child in movie 6.

It's like the Anointed One from Buffy kept trying to mono-act forever.

Hiss hiss. That's parseltongue for "you're fugly and I hate you."

Again, Tom Riddle, sweet 16 horcrux in a diary made from the murdered soul of his muggle dad and grandparents <3 <3 <3

Harry it's almost like I recognize something in you...

BUT DO YOU SEE IT?

THE MOST GLARINGLY OBVIOUS FAIL IN THE HISTORY OF THE SACRED EIGHT MOVIES?

What. About. Now.

In full color.

Look on his shoulder.

What crest is this?

What color tie is it?

What color robes???

THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY RAVENCLAW ROBES.

LORD VOLDEMORT CAN'T WEAR RAVENCLAW ROBES WHEN HE WASN'T IN RAVENCLAW.

HE. IS. LITERALLY. THE. HEIR. OF. SLYTHERIN.

That's basically what this entire movie is about.

He can command a basilisk for Fawkes sake!

He literally spells it out for us.

Disappointment all around.

Whatever Tommy boy. You're still beautiful to us.

Perhaps your robes were in the wash or you got dressed too quickly after a shag in the prefect bathroom. <3

Meth. Not even once.

The end.

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