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What's The Dirtiest Joke You've Ever Heard?

Filthy minds are the best minds, amiright?

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There's nothing better in the world than a classic dirty joke.

The filth of it all is extremely hilarious and liberating.

Who could live without a dirty joke like: "What's long and hard and has cum in it?"

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Answer: A cucumber!

Maybe you told a hilarious one, like: "What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

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Answer: A tearjerker!

Or you might have heard a real zinger, like: "What is the square root of 69?"

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Answer: Ate something.

No matter how disgusting, tell us the dirtiest joke you've ever heard in the comments below!

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Awards and badges will be given to the filthiest submissions.

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