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1. Laying down the dating law for Kat and Bianca.
2. Asking where Bianca is going in that red hot dress.
3. Walter Stratford showing his sense of humor.
4. Asking Kat about her day at school.
5. His day job reminding him why he created the dating rules in the first place.
6. Doubting Bianca's truth about what goes down at prom.
7. Walter not giving his blessing for party time.
8. Wanting his girls to listen to him.
9. Reacting to Kat crashing into Joey's red convertible... because it was asshole day.
10. Walter putting on the belly before the gals hit up Bogey Lowenstein's party.
11. And ordering them not to do anything risky... like have animal slaughter rituals.
12. Walter trying to control Kat's mind and thought process.
13. Trying to prove he's down with '90s teen lingo.
