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15 Vibrator Horror Stories That'll Make You Cringe

"I once used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, and my sister unknowingly used it later to brush her teeth."

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1. The worst dad text EVER.

One day I inserted a small vibrator into my rectum, and my ass swallowed it like a vacuum, so I rushed to the ER. A month later, my dad sent a group text to my mom and me with a picture of a whistling butt plug, with the caption: "Christmas gift ideas." What's worse than going to the ER to have a vibrator removed from your ass? Your dad making jokes about it.

emisvictoria

2. The show and tell toy.

I used to teach first grade in a small, rural school district. During show and tell a little girl whipped out her mom's vibrator. She turned it on and proudly watched the "toy" wiggle across her desk. One of the other kids yelled: "Cool! Can we touch it?!" I forcefully said no and made her put it away. Then I made her wash her hands.

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3. The kegel rocket.

I used to have one of those mini pocket rockets that you can stick up yourself and control with a remote. One day I decided to go to a cafe and work it inside of me because I wanted to try something new and kinky. Everything was fine until I was traveling upstairs to get to the coffee bar. I slipped and did a huge kegel, and basically got the rocket stuck inside of me. It took two hours for the doctor to get it out.

AshleyRHS

4. The vile motel room.

One summer I worked at a sketchy highway-side motel. Out of all the crazy things I've found while housekeeping, I'll never forget the room literally covered in lube, explicit grandma magazines in the garbage, and a plethora of dildos in every drawer. A dildo in one of the drawers was half-dead and still vibrating.

mossy

5. The buzzing job interview.

Once I went to see my long-distance boyfriend and had a job interview in the area the same day. I must've accidentally left the vibrator in my purse because halfway through the interview, my purse started to buzz. The guy interviewing me asked what was vibrating. I reached in, thinking it'd be my phone, but I pulled out my vibrator. Pink and buzzing in all its glory. I didn't get the job.

cierrau

6. The tainted toothbrush.

I once used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, and my sister unknowingly used it to brush her teeth when I was done. It was pretty gross.

realrilakkuma

7. The grandma dildo.

My grandma had just died, so my sister, cousin, and I were rummaging through her closet, looking for mementos to keep. That's when I found my dead grandma's white vibrator. I walked out of the closet, shaft in hand. I was mortified.

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8. The hung light bulb.

One day my two roommates and I put a giant blue vibrator in my prosthetic arm and hung it from the arm strap in my closet. My dad came over while I wasn't home and asked my roommate if he could change the light bulb in my closet. She ran in to try and get rid of the vibrator, but couldn't figure out how to open the hand in my prosthetic arm. Instead, the batteries went flying and ended up landing at my dad's feet.

nothetypicalgirl

9. The leaking batteries.

I bought my first vibrator a couple years ago, and I completely overworked the poor thing. One night I was using it with fresh batteries and it suddenly stopped. I opened the battery compartment to change them, and a noxious fume cloud greeted me as well as two leaking, sizzling batteries that threatened to overflow the vibrator's battery compartment. I'm pretty sure my life flashed before my eyes.

kileyw2

10. The awkward flight home.

I was flying home from university but the plane was stuck on the tarmac. Two men boarded the airplane and had a concerned conversation with the pilot. The pilot then walked down the aisle, straight to my seat, and loudly informed me something was buzzing in my suitcase in the cargo hold. I had to tell the pilot that it was my vibrator, and I gave him permission to send the baggage handlers to go into my suitcase and turn it off. It was the longest flight of my life.

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11. The intruding parent.

One day I was masturbating in my room because I thought no one was home. I heard my dad shout: "What the hell is that buzzing and where is it coming from?" I quickly shut it off and died inside.

charmed101

12. The jammed vibrator.

My boyfriend bought a vibrator for me as a surprise for the night. It was all fun and games until we heard a shutter and a crack. He had one half of the vibrator in his hand and the other half was stuck inside of me. I sat there, totally mortified. He wanted to take me to the ER, so instead I pushed it out like I was giving birth. It was the most embarrassing moment ever.

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13. The surprise search.

I learned the hard way that you should NOT take the batteries out of your vibrator if you're going through airport security, because it'll looks like a hollow container and you WILL get searched. The TSA agent didn't even ask if I wanted a private room – he just started pulling out stuff. He got to the vibrator and went: "Oh… um… OK, ma'am, have a good trip" and left me there to repackage all my stuff.

summerkitten

14. The stolen buzzer.

I hid in my parents' closet during a game of hide-and-seek. I was rummaging through their stuff and found what I thought was part of a toy. I kept it in my pocket to ask my parents about later. I pulled the vibrator out of my pocket at the dinner table to ask them what it was. My mom screamed really loudly, grabbed it from my hands, and ran upstairs with it. I was so confused that I started to cry. It was several years later that I figured out what actually happened.

unoriginal

15. The Jack Rabbit rip.

I had a Jack Rabbit-style vibrator that had plastic rotating beads on it. One time, the bead mechanism cut through the plastic and actually gave me a sizable gash inside of my vagina. I sent the whole thing back to the company to prove that it actually happened because they didn't believe me when I complained."

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Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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