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Women orgasm the second their partner starts touching them.
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They believe the sexiest way to seduce their partner is by putting whipped cream all over their naked bodies.
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They have absolutely no problem coming, especially when they're having penetrative sex.
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The only way a woman will have sex is if it's in the dark, or if they're surrounded by a billion candles in a fancy boudoir.
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They always resort to purchasing expensive lingerie to keep their partner interested and satisfied.
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Women are portrayed as "broken" characters who will feel "whole" and "repaired" once they have sex with men.
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Their first time happens during their senior year of high school, either on prom night or after the homecoming dance.
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And if women choose to not have sex in high school, they're super religious and slut-shame other women for doing it.
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Women have a hard time doing dirty talk, and if they finally get there, it sounds supremely awkward.
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Women never go to the bathroom after having sex.
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If a woman bullies another woman, that means she's actually sexually attracted to her.
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Women over the age of 50 have zero desire to be intimate with their spouses.
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They always have a difficult time exploring their bodies, fantasizing, and knowing how to masturbate.
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There's always *one* woman who refuses to talk about sex in public because it sounds "un-ladylike."
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Women never fail to cry after having sex.
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Their hair is also a hot freaking mess when finishing.
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And if a woman is deeply unhappy in her marriage, she immediately has sex with her neighbor and starts a steamy affair.