People Revealed They're Queer Without Actually Saying They're Queer, And The Responses Are Golden

1. "My most regularly worn shoes are combat boots and Converse."

—sofiaberdein

2. "I drink iced coffee in the middle of winter."

—kombustedkarrot

3. "I can't parallel park, and I failed my driving test twice before getting my license."

—sabrinaraemartin

4. "I'm a gay man, and when I was 4 years old, I asked for a Magic Tea Party set with purple teacups that turned hot pink with cold water from Santa."

—indy1989

6. "Hayley Kiyoko is my favorite artist, and I'm still jealous that Thor gets to kiss Jane Foster in Thor."

—silvertwitch

7. "I have a flannel section in my closet."

—1megan1

8. "I've seen every episode of Glee."

—ladimon

9. "I've been the class pet in every single one of my language arts classes."

—drink_water_1

11. "My favorite character from The Parent Trap is Chessy."

—corabean

12. "My jeans are ALWAYS cuffed."

—brittanyg12

13. "When I was in eighth grade, we had to do a presentation on a celebrity we admired, and I did mine on Neil Patrick Harris."

—travisd4a11dc95b

14. "I have a serious infatuation with frogs."

—annaberbeneva

16. "I always wear comfy shoes, no matter the occasion."

—spotteddick

17. "I once went with a bunch of my rugby teammates to see Tig Notaro."

—stella93

18. "I wear jean shorts to roller derby practice."

—ruthr4f0723bfa

19. "I know all the words to 'Dancing On My Own' by Robyn and 'Cut to the Feeling' by Carly Rae Jepsen."

—monikap6

21. "I give a lot of finger guns."

—s42f5716aa

22. "When I played with my 'boyfriend' in pre-k, I'd be the knight and he'd be the princess. I saved him from dragons on the playground while he wore princess dresses during snack time."

"In a dramatic and cOmPLEteLy uNExPecTEd turn of events, we're both gay."

—condensedcjsoup27

23. "If there are three chairs in a room, I'll still sit on the counter."

—jttcangetit

24. "I'm a woman, and when I was a kid, I always sang love songs by male artists or subconsciously changed the pronouns to female ones."

—person192829

26. "I am never on time."

—2000semokid

27. "I’m a woman, and yesterday I noticed midway to my visit into town that I had a wrench in my back pocket."

—cascadella

28. "I laugh at very bad puns."

—unholytrinity13

29. "I'm besties with the liberal intellectuals who make up my school's English department (aka my teachers, and I have an unhealthy adoration for them)."

—violamasmar

31. "I can't make decisions because I love both options so much!"

—janinha

32. "My sleeves are always rolled up."

—soggybread

33. "I make rainbow waffles and PANcakes."

—mar1gam134

34. "Growing up, I idolized Kimberly the pink Power Ranger."

—indy1989

Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.