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17 NSFW "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Stick a cold beer up your butt, or swim in an ocean filled with used condoms?

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Every day the BuzzFeed Community asks its followers to share their ridiculous personal stories. We decided to turn their experiences into the most NSFW game ever. Good luck, and Godspeed.

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have a kid smear poop on my mouth.
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    Swallow a blood clot while eating someone out.
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    Have a kid smear poop on my mouth.
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    Swallow a blood clot while eating someone out.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Stick a cold beer up my butt.
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    Swim in an ocean filled with used condoms.
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    Stick a cold beer up my butt.
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    Swim in an ocean filled with used condoms.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Vomit in the middle of the dance floor at a wedding.
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    Pee on my crush's foot to get rid of his jellyfish stings.
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    Vomit in the middle of the dance floor at a wedding.
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    Pee on my crush's foot to get rid of his jellyfish stings.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Have my unwashed vibrator accidentally fall out of my purse in public.
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    Have anal beads stuck inside of me.
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    Have my unwashed vibrator accidentally fall out of my purse in public.
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    Have anal beads stuck inside of me.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Have explosive diarrhea in a limo on my way to prom.
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    Be stuck in a room with my old college roommate while they're having sex.
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    Have explosive diarrhea in a limo on my way to prom.
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    Be stuck in a room with my old college roommate while they're having sex.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Always pick up objects with my butt cheeks.
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    Drink an enema liquid every morning for breakfast.
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    Always pick up objects with my butt cheeks.
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    Drink an enema liquid every morning for breakfast.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Have pubic hair for teeth
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    Throw up on my one-night stand's penis while giving him head.
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    Have pubic hair for teeth
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    Throw up on my one-night stand's penis while giving him head.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Have my grandpa walk in on me masturbating.
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    Pee in water bottles for a month.
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    Have my grandpa walk in on me masturbating.
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    Pee in water bottles for a month.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Have period blood seep through my prom dress.
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    Wake up to find my prom date having sex with my BFF.
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    Have period blood seep through my prom dress.
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    Wake up to find my prom date having sex with my BFF.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Watch my parents have sex every night for the rest of my life.
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    Join in once to stop it.
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    Watch my parents have sex every night for the rest of my life.
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    Join in once to stop it.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Give a sumo wrestler a rim job.
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    Have my dog give me a rim job.
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    Give a sumo wrestler a rim job.
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    Have my dog give me a rim job.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Pull down my pants and poop in the middle of a bar.
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    Clean the porta-potties at Bonnaroo.
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    Pull down my pants and poop in the middle of a bar.
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    Clean the porta-potties at Bonnaroo.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Vomit from a hangover every single day for seven months.
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    Have my period every single day for seven months.
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    Vomit from a hangover every single day for seven months.
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    Have my period every single day for seven months.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Never have sex for the rest of my life.
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    Get a bikini wax every day for the rest of my life.
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    Never have sex for the rest of my life.
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    Get a bikini wax every day for the rest of my life.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Eat two packages of raw hot dogs.
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    Clog the toilet at my in-laws house.
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    Eat two packages of raw hot dogs.
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    Clog the toilet at my in-laws house.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Butt dial my mom while having sex with my significant other.
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    Clean up roadkill for a week.
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    Butt dial my mom while having sex with my significant other.
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    Clean up roadkill for a week.
  1. I'd rather:

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    Give up cheese.
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    Give up oral sex.
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    Give up cheese.
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    Give up oral sex.

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