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17 NSFW "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Stick a cold beer up your butt, or swim in an ocean filled with used condoms?

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  1. I'd rather:

    Have a kid smear poop on my mouth.
    Swallow a blood clot while eating someone out.

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    Have a kid smear poop on my mouth.
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    Swallow a blood clot while eating someone out.
  1. I'd rather:

    Stick a cold beer up my butt.
    Swim in an ocean filled with used condoms.

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I'd rather:
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    Stick a cold beer up my butt.
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    Swim in an ocean filled with used condoms.
  1. I'd rather:

    Vomit in the middle of the dance floor at a wedding.
    Pee on my crush's foot to get rid of his jellyfish stings.

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    Vomit in the middle of the dance floor at a wedding.
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    Pee on my crush's foot to get rid of his jellyfish stings.
  1. I'd rather:

    Have my unwashed vibrator accidentally fall out of my purse in public.
    Have anal beads stuck inside of me.

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    Have my unwashed vibrator accidentally fall out of my purse in public.
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    Have anal beads stuck inside of me.
  1. I'd rather:

    Have explosive diarrhea in a limo on my way to prom.
    Be stuck in a room with my old college roommate while they're having sex.

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    Have explosive diarrhea in a limo on my way to prom.
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    Be stuck in a room with my old college roommate while they're having sex.
  1. I'd rather:

    Always pick up objects with my butt cheeks.
    Drink an enema liquid every morning for breakfast.

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    Always pick up objects with my butt cheeks.
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    Drink an enema liquid every morning for breakfast.
  1. I'd rather:

    Have pubic hair for teeth
    Throw up on my one-night stand's penis while giving him head.

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I'd rather:
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    Have pubic hair for teeth
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    Throw up on my one-night stand's penis while giving him head.
  1. I'd rather:

    Have my grandpa walk in on me masturbating.
    Pee in water bottles for a month.

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I'd rather:
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    Have my grandpa walk in on me masturbating.
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    Pee in water bottles for a month.
  1. I'd rather:

    Have period blood seep through my prom dress.
    Wake up to find my prom date having sex with my BFF.

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    Have period blood seep through my prom dress.
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    Wake up to find my prom date having sex with my BFF.
  1. I'd rather:

    Watch my parents have sex every night for the rest of my life.
    Join in once to stop it.

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    Watch my parents have sex every night for the rest of my life.
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    Join in once to stop it.
  1. I'd rather:

    Give a sumo wrestler a rim job.
    Have my dog give me a rim job.

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    Give a sumo wrestler a rim job.
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    Have my dog give me a rim job.
  1. I'd rather:

    Pull down my pants and poop in the middle of a bar.
    Clean the porta-potties at Bonnaroo.

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    Pull down my pants and poop in the middle of a bar.
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    Clean the porta-potties at Bonnaroo.
  1. I'd rather:

    Vomit from a hangover every single day for seven months.
    Have my period every single day for seven months.

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    Vomit from a hangover every single day for seven months.
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    Have my period every single day for seven months.
  1. I'd rather:

    Never have sex for the rest of my life.
    Get a bikini wax every day for the rest of my life.

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    Never have sex for the rest of my life.
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    Get a bikini wax every day for the rest of my life.
  1. I'd rather:

    Eat two packages of raw hot dogs.
    Clog the toilet at my in-laws house.

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I'd rather:
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    Eat two packages of raw hot dogs.
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    Clog the toilet at my in-laws house.
  1. I'd rather:

    Butt dial my mom while having sex with my significant other.
    Clean up roadkill for a week.

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I'd rather:
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    Butt dial my mom while having sex with my significant other.
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    Clean up roadkill for a week.
  1. I'd rather:

    Give up cheese.
    Give up oral sex.

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    Give up cheese.
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    Give up oral sex.

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