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17 NSFW "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Stick a cold beer up your butt, or swim in an ocean filled with used condoms?

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Every day the BuzzFeed Community asks its followers to share their ridiculous personal stories. We decided to turn their experiences into the most NSFW game ever. Good luck, and Godspeed.

1. Would you rather:

–Crystal Dao (Facebook) and McClueless
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–Crystal Dao (Facebook) and McClueless

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have a kid smear poop on my mouth.
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    Swallow a blood clot while eating someone out.
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    Have a kid smear poop on my mouth.
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    Swallow a blood clot while eating someone out.

2. Would you rather:

–Chanel Griggs (Facebook) and Evelyn Pinkham (Facebook)
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–Chanel Griggs (Facebook) and Evelyn Pinkham (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Stick a cold beer up my butt.
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    Swim in an ocean filled with used condoms.
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    Stick a cold beer up my butt.
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    Swim in an ocean filled with used condoms.

3. Would you rather:

–NatalieAtelik and suzannei2
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  1. I'd rather:

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    Vomit in the middle of the dance floor at a wedding.
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    Pee on my crush's foot to get rid of his jellyfish stings.
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    Vomit in the middle of the dance floor at a wedding.
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    Pee on my crush's foot to get rid of his jellyfish stings.

4. Would you rather:

–Belinda Blake (Facebook) and Lucas Updyke (Facebook)
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–Belinda Blake (Facebook) and Lucas Updyke (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have my unwashed vibrator accidentally fall out of my purse in public.
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    Have anal beads stuck inside of me.
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    Have my unwashed vibrator accidentally fall out of my purse in public.
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    Have anal beads stuck inside of me.

5. Would you rather:

–Callie King (Facebook) and Jon-Michael Poff (Facebook)
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–Callie King (Facebook) and Jon-Michael Poff (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have explosive diarrhea in a limo on my way to prom.
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    Be stuck in a room with my old college roommate while they're having sex.
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    Have explosive diarrhea in a limo on my way to prom.
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    Be stuck in a room with my old college roommate while they're having sex.

6. Would you rather:

–Falara Peek (Facebook) and Tatiana Ingram (Facebook)
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–Falara Peek (Facebook) and Tatiana Ingram (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Always pick up objects with my butt cheeks.
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    Drink an enema liquid every morning for breakfast.
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    Always pick up objects with my butt cheeks.
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    Drink an enema liquid every morning for breakfast.

7. Would you rather:

–Olly Tansey (Facebook) and amestevan
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–Olly Tansey (Facebook) and amestevan

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have pubic hair for teeth
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    Throw up on my one-night stand's penis while giving him head.
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    Have pubic hair for teeth
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    Throw up on my one-night stand's penis while giving him head.

8. Would you rather:

–Joe Hee Bennette (Facebook) and joccarrih
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–Joe Hee Bennette (Facebook) and joccarrih

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have my grandpa walk in on me masturbating.
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    Pee in water bottles for a month.
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    Have my grandpa walk in on me masturbating.
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    Pee in water bottles for a month.

9. Would you rather:

–katp42ee61cc2 and Ashton Rose (Facebook)
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katp42ee61cc2 and Ashton Rose (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Have period blood seep through my prom dress.
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    Wake up to find my prom date having sex with my BFF.
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    Have period blood seep through my prom dress.
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    Wake up to find my prom date having sex with my BFF.

10. Would you rather:

–Katie Ann Twiggs (Facebook)
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–Katie Ann Twiggs (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Watch my parents have sex every night for the rest of my life.
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    Join in once to stop it.
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    Watch my parents have sex every night for the rest of my life.
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    Join in once to stop it.

11. Would you rather:

–mias4ea958f13 and Georgia Washington (Facebook)
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mias4ea958f13 and Georgia Washington (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Give a sumo wrestler a rim job.
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    Have my dog give me a rim job.
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    Give a sumo wrestler a rim job.
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    Have my dog give me a rim job.

12. Would you rather:

–laureno470ef4971 and Kacie Kruer (Facebook)
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laureno470ef4971 and Kacie Kruer (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Pull down my pants and poop in the middle of a bar.
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    Clean the porta-potties at Bonnaroo.
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    Pull down my pants and poop in the middle of a bar.
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    Clean the porta-potties at Bonnaroo.

13. Would you rather:

–esmec484037d96 and Brooke Costanza (Facebook)
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esmec484037d96 and Brooke Costanza (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Vomit from a hangover every single day for seven months.
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    Have my period every single day for seven months.
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    Vomit from a hangover every single day for seven months.
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    Have my period every single day for seven months.

14. Would you rather:

–DeArryka Candice Williams (Facebook) and Jenna Martines (Facebook)
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–DeArryka Candice Williams (Facebook) and Jenna Martines (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Never have sex for the rest of my life.
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    Get a bikini wax every day for the rest of my life.
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    Never have sex for the rest of my life.
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    Get a bikini wax every day for the rest of my life.

15. Would you rather:

–imtherealesstt and irod4302
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  1. I'd rather:

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    Eat two packages of raw hot dogs.
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    Clog the toilet at my in-laws house.
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I'd rather:
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    Eat two packages of raw hot dogs.
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    Clog the toilet at my in-laws house.

16. Would you rather:

–Hollyenc and Ashley P. Blum (Facebook)
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Hollyenc and Ashley P. Blum (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Butt dial my mom while having sex with my significant other.
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    Clean up roadkill for a week.
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    Butt dial my mom while having sex with my significant other.
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    Clean up roadkill for a week.

17. Would you rather:

Duncan Tim Duncan Kirk (Facebook)
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Duncan Tim Duncan Kirk (Facebook)

  1. I'd rather:

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    Give up cheese.
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    Give up oral sex.
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    Give up cheese.
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    Give up oral sex.

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