1. 1. He thinks Comic Sans is a cool font.
5. 3. He doesn’t know how the Internet works.
9. 5. His birth parents didn’t even want him.
12. 8. Instead of serenading people with a kickass pop song, he plays classical music.
15. 10. He lights himself on fire and ruins his own birthday party at work.
18. 12. He has the lamest Halloween costumes.
You can’t go as yourself to a Halloween party, Jerry.
19. 13. He doesn’t understand jokes.
29. Even Jerry knows he’s not capable of doing anything right.
- Thousands made it to the Women's March on Washington on Saturday to stand up for women's rights and protest Donald Trump.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference on Saturday to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics during a visit to CIA headquarters.
- "Saturday Night Live" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.