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15 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You'll Ever Be Asked

Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?

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We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to come up with the hardest "Would You Rather" questions. Here are the amazing results.

  1. 1. Would you rather:

    NBC / Via bite.ca

    Submitted by Duncan Tim Duncan Kirk (Facebook).

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    Give up cheese.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Give up oral sex.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Working on that night cheese.

    There's actually no right answer for this "Would You Rather" question, but if we're being honest... how could you sacrifice the big, beautiful cheddar?

  2. 2. Would you rather:

    Walt Disney Pictures / Via kulturekristen.blogspot.com

    Submitted by Isabellac5.

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    Lick butter from a homeless person's toes.
    Correct
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    Have sex with a wild gorilla.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You need to kick it and lick some buttery toes.

    Germs are germs, and beastiality is beastiality. Enough said.

  3. 3. Would you rather:

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    Submitted Ethan Freedman (Facebook).

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    Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life.
    Correct
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    Have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because cheesy fingers are the best fingers.

    Let's be real: A popcorn kernel stuck in your throat is one of the most torturous things to ever happen.

  4. 4. Would you rather:

    Via theperfectpantry.com

    Submitted by Josh Ott (Facebook).

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    Sandpaper as toilet paper.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Hot sauce as eye drops.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sacrifice the tushy.

    Though you may not use eye drops as often, it still isn't worth the burning pain.

  5. 5. Would you rather:

    Via wiki.beyondthesunset.org.au

    Submitted by Fcm3173.

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    Never have access to the internet.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Have Nicolas Cage always be within 1 meter of you.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nic Cage all the way.

    Hanging with a movie star totally beats not having access to the internet. Just give the Cage a chance.

  6. 6. Would you rather:

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Submitted by Kathleen Carpenter (Facebook).

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    Shit bricks.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Puke slugs.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get a bucket for ALL the slugs.

    Just imagine the pain of squeezing out a brick... if Ron Weasley can puke slugs, SO CAN YOU.

  7. 7. Would you rather:

    Via freakingnews.com

    Submitted by Shawngaard.

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    Have permanent clown face.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Have permanent clown clothes.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Whip out the big clown shoes and suspenders.

    Living with the white makeup and red nose is just too much for daily life.

  8. 8. Would you rather:

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    Submitted by Sydney Brown (Facebook).

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    Have legs as long as your fingers.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Have fingers as long as your legs.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You totally want legs as long as your fingers.

    Because it's just impossible having fingers as long as your legs. Try typing on a keyboard with those Pippi Longstockings.

  9. 9. Would you rather:

    Via mya2mediablogsnc.blogspot.com

    Submitted by Laurak89.

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Swim everywhere.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Listen to Nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    ♫ Look at this photo — NOPE. ♫

    Doggy paddling your way from point A to point B is always the better alternative. No, Chad Kroeger. Just no.

  10. 10. Would you rather:

    Via hawkin.com

    Submitted by Olly Tansey (Facebook).

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    Have pubic hair for teeth.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Have teeth for pubic hair.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Teeth down under.

    Because having pubic hair for teeth is like having no teeth at all... only you'll always have loose hairs stuck in your mouth. Eeeek.

  11. 11. Would you rather:

    Universal Pictures / Via basementrejects.com

    Joseph Beans (Facebook).

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    Have explosive diarrhea for the rest of your life.
    Correct
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    Eat a big bowl of poop once.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nom nom bowl of poop.

    It's easier to have one awful poop experience than have to actually live on the toilet. Oy.

  12. 12. Would you rather:

    Via GreenSeason

    Submitted by Pantherkatz.

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    Pee glass shards.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cry glass shards.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cry me a glass shard.

    Don't let a glass shard ANYWHERE near your downstairs region. It'd be straight up painful, and you'd probably faint. Plus, you won't cry as often as you pee.

  13. 13. Would you rather:

    Via youtube.com

    Submitted by Dulcedo14.

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    Go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Have a hairy mole right between your eyes.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Moley moley moley.

    A huge, chunky booger hanging on your face is just embarrassing. You can easily get makeup and cover that hairy mole.

  14. 14. Would you rather:

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Submitted Shelby Friesen (Facebook).

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    Change sex every time you sneeze.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sneezed on the beat and the sex got twisted.

    Don't eat the baby. Just don't.

  15. 15. Would you rather:

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    Submitted by Katie Ann Twiggs (Facebook).

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    Watch your parents do the nasty.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Join in once to stop it.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Good god.

    *Projectile vomits for the rest of eternity*

 
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