We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to come up with the hardest "Would You Rather" questions. Here are the amazing results.
Give up cheese.Give up oral sex.
Working on that night cheese.
There's actually no right answer for this "Would You Rather" question, but if we're being honest... how could you sacrifice the big, beautiful cheddar?
Lick butter from a homeless person's toes.Have sex with a wild gorilla.
You need to kick it and lick some buttery toes.
Germs are germs, and beastiality is beastiality. Enough said.
Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life.Have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life.
Because cheesy fingers are the best fingers.
Let's be real: A popcorn kernel stuck in your throat is one of the most torturous things to ever happen.
Sandpaper as toilet paper.Hot sauce as eye drops.
Sacrifice the tushy.
Though you may not use eye drops as often, it still isn't worth the burning pain.
Never have access to the internet.Have Nicolas Cage always be within 1 meter of you.
Nic Cage all the way.
Hanging with a movie star totally beats not having access to the internet. Just give the Cage a chance.
Shit bricks.Puke slugs.
Get a bucket for ALL the slugs.
Just imagine the pain of squeezing out a brick... if Ron Weasley can puke slugs, SO CAN YOU.
Have permanent clown face.Have permanent clown clothes.
Whip out the big clown shoes and suspenders.
Living with the white makeup and red nose is just too much for daily life.
Have legs as long as your fingers.Have fingers as long as your legs.
You totally want legs as long as your fingers.
Because it's just impossible having fingers as long as your legs. Try typing on a keyboard with those Pippi Longstockings.
Swim everywhere.Listen to Nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life.
♫ Look at this photo — NOPE. ♫
Doggy paddling your way from point A to point B is always the better alternative. No, Chad Kroeger. Just no.
Have pubic hair for teeth.Have teeth for pubic hair.
Teeth down under.
Because having pubic hair for teeth is like having no teeth at all... only you'll always have loose hairs stuck in your mouth. Eeeek.
Have explosive diarrhea for the rest of your life.Eat a big bowl of poop once.
Nom nom bowl of poop.
It's easier to have one awful poop experience than have to actually live on the toilet. Oy.
Pee glass shards.Cry glass shards.
Cry me a glass shard.
Don't let a glass shard ANYWHERE near your downstairs region. It'd be straight up painful, and you'd probably faint. Plus, you won't cry as often as you pee.
Go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time.Have a hairy mole right between your eyes.
Moley moley moley.
A huge, chunky booger hanging on your face is just embarrassing. You can easily get makeup and cover that hairy mole.
Change sex every time you sneeze.Not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin.
Sneezed on the beat and the sex got twisted.
Don't eat the baby. Just don't.
Watch your parents do the nasty.Join in once to stop it.
*Projectile vomits for the rest of eternity*