15 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You'll Ever Be Asked

There's actually no right answer for this "Would You Rather" question, but if we're being honest... how could you sacrifice the big, beautiful cheddar?

Germs are germs, and beastiality is beastiality. Enough said.

Let's be real: A popcorn kernel stuck in your throat is one of the most torturous things to ever happen.

Though you may not use eye drops as often, it still isn't worth the burning pain.

Hanging with a movie star totally beats not having access to the internet. Just give the Cage a chance.

Just imagine the pain of squeezing out a brick... if Ron Weasley can puke slugs, SO CAN YOU.

Living with the white makeup and red nose is just too much for daily life.

Because it's just impossible having fingers as long as your legs. Try typing on a keyboard with those Pippi Longstockings.

Doggy paddling your way from point A to point B is always the better alternative. No, Chad Kroeger. Just no.

Because having pubic hair for teeth is like having no teeth at all... only you'll always have loose hairs stuck in your mouth. Eeeek.

It's easier to have one awful poop experience than have to actually live on the toilet. Oy.

Don't let a glass shard ANYWHERE near your downstairs region. It'd be straight up painful, and you'd probably faint. Plus, you won't cry as often as you pee.

A huge, chunky booger hanging on your face is just embarrassing. You can easily get makeup and cover that hairy mole.

Don't eat the baby. Just don't.

*Projectile vomits for the rest of eternity*