1. First things first: Jessica Lange is the realest.
2. There's no doubt that she's supremely gorgeous...
3. And that she's been a superstar since the beginning of her career.
4. She's still slaying the masses at 65 years old, being the face for Marc Jacobs Beauty in 2014.
Like, HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
5. All in all, girl only gets better with age.
6. Jessica has a wonderfully witty sense of humor.
7. Most importantly, she can throw shade like nobody else.
8. She's basically the Queen of Shade.
9. Before she was an actress, she used to be a mime...
10. Proving that she can basically do anything and be incredible at it.
11. She knows how to brilliantly respond to sexist behavior.
12. Jessica plays strong female characters, like Frances Farmer in Frances...
13. And Julie Nichols in Tootsie.
14. She's still an amazing friend, even when she beats them at the Emmys.
15. She says brilliant things like this:
16. She's someone who's all about bringing the fun.
17. Because Jessica is an absolute force of nature.
18. She has two Oscars, three Golden Globe Awards, and three Primetime Emmy Awards under her belt.
She won her first Oscar for Tootsie in 1983 and her first Primetime Emmy for Grey Gardens in 2009.