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    Updated on Sep 20, 2019. Posted on Sep 16, 2019

    15 Brilliant Therapy Tweets That Are Legitimately Funny

    "I love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault — I'm like yes bitch IKR."

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to send us the funniest tweet they've ever seen about therapy. Here are the amazing results.

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    therapist: so what’s troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate therapist: and how does that make you feel? me: fine

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    therapist: and what do we do when we are hurt by someone? me: *plays Truth Hurts* therapist: exactly. They could’ve had a bad bitch.

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    Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY

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    my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly” me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN”

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    THERAPIST: do you want to talk about ME: no no nO doc that's a load bearing neurosis, you move it and this whole thing comes down around us

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    therapist: you have PTSD me: hell yeah I have PTSD: Proficient Talent for Sucking DICK lmao therapist: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced me: Sheryl, I don’t think you understand how clever that joke was

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    Therapy is like someone gently walking through your brain and looking around like, “This how you living??”

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    i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage

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    My therapist: so did you try those new coping mechanisms I told you about? Me:

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    i love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault i'm like yes bitch ikr

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    I look at my therapist like this when she says I handled a situation in a healthy and responsible manner https://t.co/ks49za50Mk

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    my therapist: do you ever think that maybe you're the one who's responsible for your own misery? me:

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    @pxwertrip_

    Note: Not all submissions are from Community users.

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