We asked the BuzzFeed Community to send us the funniest tweet they've ever seen about therapy. Here are the amazing results. 1. Sam Reich @samreich therapist: so what’s troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate therapist: and how does that make you feel? me: fine 01:39 PM - 15 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite —victoriaw4655ab1fc 2. Jay🤠 @jay_alisabeth therapist: and what do we do when we are hurt by someone? me: *plays Truth Hurts* therapist: exactly. They could’ve had a bad bitch. 04:24 PM - 20 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite —bexstasy 3. Jordan Lancaster @jordylancaster Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY 02:07 AM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ebs @gimmefirstborn my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly” me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN” 05:24 PM - 07 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. taylor swift boat veteran for truth @AliceAvizandum THERAPIST: do you want to talk about ME: no no nO doc that's a load bearing neurosis, you move it and this whole thing comes down around us 07:13 AM - 29 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite —amandaj41c1eea46 6. j ⋆ @tristehomo my therapist: are u sad? me: 12:39 AM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. gio @lasagnabby me: h- my therapist: 10:33 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Abby Govindan @abbygov therapist: you have PTSD me: hell yeah I have PTSD: Proficient Talent for Sucking DICK lmao therapist: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced me: Sheryl, I don’t think you understand how clever that joke was 07:43 PM - 27 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite —kaylayandoli 9. Heben Nigatu @heavenrants Therapy is like someone gently walking through your brain and looking around like, “This how you living??” 04:15 PM - 08 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite —melanien4476cc50f 10. kelly @kelllicopter i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage 12:16 AM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. alicia @nerdjpg My therapist: so did you try those new coping mechanisms I told you about? Me: 05:47 PM - 16 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. jodi @NiceAndAlsoCool i love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault i'm like yes bitch ikr 03:54 PM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite —austinallie 13. Taylor Janzen @taylorjanzenn I look at my therapist like this when she says I handled a situation in a healthy and responsible manner https://t.co/ks49za50Mk 11:15 PM - 23 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. adam @brokeangeI my therapist: do you ever think that maybe you're the one who's responsible for your own misery? me: 02:25 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. @pxwertrip_ —sarahschochet Note: Not all submissions are from Community users.