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"F#@k, Marry, Kill": The Breakfast Foods Edition

Would you marry a cinnamon roll?

1. Pancakes, waffles, and French toast:

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2. Cereal, oatmeal, and yogurt parfait:

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3. Scrambled eggs, omelet, and eggs Benedict:

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4. Cinnamon roll, bagel, and donut:

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5. Avocado toast, biscuits and gravy, and chocolate croissant:

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6. Muffin, crepe, and quiche:

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7. Yogurt, grits, and a fruit bowl:

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    Fruit bowl
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8. Breakfast sandwich, breakfast taco, and breakfast burrito:

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