As Brooklyn Nine-Nine comes to an end, I thought it was only right to celebrate the 3 women of the 99th precinct who gave us nothing but hilarious one-liners, IDGAF attitude, and a friendship for the ages: Rosa Diaz, Gina Linetti, and Amy Santiago. 🗣️NINE-NINE!!!
1.When Rosa told Gina she wouldn't be good at setting her up on a date and Gina responded in the most Gina way possible.
2.When Rosa bought Charles a dog named Arlo to help him grieve over his dead dog. But when Charles rejected him, Rosa took over and became a big ball of mush.
3.When Gina gave a rundown on the various levels of Amy's alcohol tolerance, aka the Santiago Drunkenness Scale.
4.And when Amy hit level four on the "Santiago Drunkenness Scale" at Charles's beach house, annoying the heck out of Rosa in the hot tub.
5.When Gina put Adrian Pimento in his place and revealed she'd been through worse things than him because she worked at a sunglasses kiosk at a mall.
6.When Rosa made a subtle dig at Amy during a morning brief when they were discussing the longest stakeouts they've ever been on.
7.When Amy took no prisoners during the Season 5 Halloween heist, including Jake, which ultimately turned him on.
8.When the gang went to Captain Holt's birthday party at his house and Rosa introduced Gina to Kevin's coworkers from Columbia University because she knew they'd be mesmerized by her.
9.And when Kevin's coworkers were so intrigued by Gina's confidence, they took out notepads and wrote down every bizarre thing she said.
10.When Charles asked Rosa if she was going to celebrate her birthday and she gave him the most Rosa response ever: "Anyone over the age of 6 celebrating a birthday should go to hell."
11.When Jake and Captain Holt toasted to catching a serial killer in a deep and intimate moment, and Gina took the opportunity to toast to something way more important: Rihanna.
12.When Amy was so nervous on her and Jake's wedding day, she had an urge to smoke but applied a nicotine patch to her forehead instead.
13.When the precinct was packed full of people during lockdown mode, which caused Gina to both worry and lie at the same time.
14.When Amy was nervous about losing money after investing in Charles's food truck and Gina spilled the beans to Charles without a care in the world.
15.When Rosa confided in Terry that she was taking a break from dating because she was annoyed with the clichéd questions.
16.When Gina was assisting Terry's wife Sharon through labor at the precinct and calmed herself down instead.
17.When Amy pulled off the ultimate Halloween heist in Season 3 after Jake and Captain Holt didn't pick her to be on either one of their teams.
18.When Rosa didn't hold anything back when Jake asked her what the biggest problem around the pandemic was.
19.When Amy met Jake's mom for the first time and couldn't help but show off her lip-reading skills in the most awkward moment.
20.When Gina hosted a G-Hive event and made a fan of hers feel so seen and excited just by being her true, iconic self.
21.When Wuntch recorded and left a video specifically for Holt when she died, and Rosa made a Holt-like diss about her.
22.Literally anytime something good happened to Amy and she celebrated with her legendary dork dances (in and outside of the precinct).
23.When Gina proved to be the most iconic person at the 99th precinct when she revealed she always carried a blow-dryer around with her in her purse.
24.When Rosa made fun of Amy's interest in Teddy because he was a "good listener" and instead explained the most important quality she looks for in a guy: "Real stuff. Shape of his ass."
25.When Amy based her fourth Halloween heist plan around The Baby-Sitters Club and instead of making fun of it, Rosa was 100% down for the wholesomeness of it all.
26.When Gina was in a Die Hard–like hostage situation with Jake and Charles, and suggested she make a handy flamethrower to hurt the bad guys.
27.When Rosa told the squad that she identified as bisexual and she allowed them to ask any questions they might have.
28.When the gang surprised Rosa at her apartment for a game night after her parents gave her a hard time for coming out and Gina cheered her up in the most Gina way.
29.When Charles tried to help a stressed-out Amy with baby Mac at Holt's "lake house" and she snapped at him with a brilliant insult.
30.When Rosa was nervous to tell Marcus she loved him and confided in Charles that she's only said it to three family members (one time being a major regret).
31.When Gina helped Captain Holt prepare for a TV interview with a genius vocal exercise that rhymed with her name.
32.When Amy confided in Rosa when she was super stressed out at work, and Rosa couldn't help but be honest with the reality of their situations.
33.When Gina persuaded Holt to make her his campaign manager while he ran for president of the AAGLYNYCPA (African American Gay and Lesbian New York City Policeman's Association), solely because she has great hair and loves to lie.
34.When Amy felt stressed that Wuntch would fail the 99th during an evaluation and brought up the only F she received in her life: recess in second grade.
35.When the 99th was in charge of redecorating the break room and Rosa immediately pulled inspiration from Cameron Diaz's and Kate Winslet's homes in The Holiday.
36.When Rosa revealed herself as the bunny who won the Season 7 Halloween heist and showed off her victory in the most Rosa way possible: by burning her name in fire.
37.And when Rosa revealed her Halloween heist victory secrets, which included winning Cheddar over by feeding him ham for over a year.
38.When Gina insulted Amy's sexual relationship with Jake (yet again) and Amy responded with her dorky and lovable charm.
39.When Amy goofily tried to suck up to Holt at the beginning of the series, only to be struck with his logic in return.
40.When Rosa filled Jake in on everything he missed while he was undercover with the mob, including the ever iconic "Gina Incident."
41.When Amy, Gina, and Terry were on a strict diet together and Amy lashed out at Hitchcock for stepping on one of her snacks.
42.And when Rosa explained to Amy she shouldn't feel bad about wanting to wear a cool wedding dress, especially since she arrested a dude while trying one on.
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